lunch diaster

so i had lunch today with the one and only michael and we went to jason's deli....and this is were the madness begins....



so first of all the menu always throws me for loops...there is sooo much stuff...i know what i want but i can't find it on the menu and then there is a menu on the wall too but a shorter more condensed menu...maybe only the sandwhiches on the condensed menu can do the combo deal..ahhh! so i get to the front ask the lady and shes like okay any sandwhich is fine....but im too dis-com-bob-ulated to pick a sandwhich at this point so i say soup and salad combo...then order the brocilli cheese soup that i knew from last time i went there i didn't really love...bummer....

so you pay for your food....$9.28 by the way (for salad and soup! they are getting away with murder people) and then grab my tray...the tray is completely full from both of my bowls....like absolutely no room. so its hard to carry is what im saying.

then i go to the salad bar and load up cause their salad is the best part of the resteraunt! i love making my salad there....meanwhile michael as order a chicken pot pie and has already sat down. remember this is lunch time so its crazy busy. i get done with my salad and start aimlessly walking around the resteraunt because Michael is no where in sight. after a full loop i still don't see him and by this point im getting crazy looks by everyone in the place. is she retarded? did her friend stand her up? its was pretty bad. so i went back to the salad bar and pretending to get more salad while frantically looking for Michael. I still don't see him until finally he waves....thanks for the help buddy....i appreciate it!

so i didn't fill up my drink glass while i was at the salad bar because my tray was full so i had to go get water....okay...sounds easy enough right? i couldn't find the water!!! there were people all around me with water but it was no where to be seen. so i asked this little man where it was and he was like errr its on the soda dispenser! OMMMMMGGGGGGSHHHHH i had just stared at the dispenser for the last two minutes looking for one of those little handle things attached to the lemonade for water....but it had its own spout! stoooooooop! (pronounced stoop as in stup-id)

okay you also get free ice cream there....abbey spills ice cream on her dress that happens to have a lot of white in it.....great!

jason's deli = biggest headache of a resteraunt ever!